Wednesday, September 21, 2005

 

The Nanny Blog

Ho baby, i amaze myself sometimes. I'll be the first to admit, I have absolutely no mothering qualities but i can actually take care of my roomie ! I'm like super duper proud man. Yenz was really burning up today. I mean even i with a slightly impaired sense of touch could feel this heat from her. Then i started panicking. So what does one do with sick person?
a) start being the gaffer ( get water, medicine boil water for some ppl to take a bathe)
b) bug other housemates who actually know the art of taking care of sick people.
c) generally stay away cos they need their rest
all in all, it was actually really fun taking care of people.

so i went for my interview today.It was as bad as i expected. The first thing she said to me ws not a very good impression.Well, that ws justified cos the first thing i did was to look around and when she asked why i said i was looking at the decoration. Yup, so dumb !!! Just shoot me man !!!!
The passage was about homicide something about the difference between murder and manslaughter. Oh my god yvonne was good. She was so trying to get me to contradict myself and i did !!
She kept on asking my questions like is it considered murder if your husband who's terminally ill begs you to kill him and you do? so why is that manslaughter but planning to kill someone and shooting him different?
holy crap...the first question she asked was what is theft? so what the hell was theft???!??
i told her taking something without permission and the guy doesn't know it.Then she went on about how if you were a tourist and you aren't sure how much the taxi fare is , but the taxi driver tells you that the fare from klia to klcc is 2k, and you're not sure about it so you give him your walletand he pulls out 2k, is that theft? dammit, okay now it seems like a really easy question. But those interviewers have a way of screwing with your mind.
I should have just stuck to plan one. Sit and smile.
Then don't know why we were talking about terrorists, battered wives, terminally ill patients, and airplanes. So i was like what the hell just happened?

Comments:
hahaha 'looking at the decoration'.

You should have said "I'm communing with the walls".
 
hahahhaa!! dis is a classic!! total CLASSIC i tell ya! who can stuff ur mind up that way has to be from oxford... hahahaha!
 
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