Whoa !

I feel old..
So i was eating with my mom today...
*eyes my fried egg*
"You better stop eating all this fried food"
*wondering why...after all this is the mother who used to feed me McDonalds every Friday*
"Huh...why?"
"Your blood tests results. Didn't you read it? You've got high cholestrol. So young some more..."
considering i got those said results last week..
*panicing...*
"why did you tell me???!!??"
course another scary thought creeps into my mind..
"how about diabetes?? do i have that???"
"no...chances are you'd get a heart attack "
yes....very comforting.
"so what else do i have to worry about?"
"you have high uric acid"
"soo??"
"you could get gout. but don't worry, it's in your genes..."
yeah..so not my fault lar...it's not my diet...my future heart probs and gout issues are due to my ancestors...
"so what can i do???"
"eat more fish..a lot more vegetable..go on a vegetarian diet.no cabbages, no kidneys, no liver, no fried food"
*obviously getting depressed*
"ha...how about ice cream???"
"cream is high in saturated fat"
so that's that..
good bye french fries..
good bye bah kut teh
good bye ice cream
good bye roasted pork
good bye hokkien mee
good bye kari ayam , ikan etc..
good bye McDonalds, KFC, Burger King
good bye Twisties Bbq
good bye Lindt milk chocolates
good bye famous amos.
good bye char kuay teow
good bye fried onions

sighs...i feel my mortality weighing down on me. gone are the days where i can eat and eat and not worry about my arteries clogging up...
ish ish..course i've always knew this day would creep up.when i'd be compelled to watch my diet.
but not so soon. never so soon...

anyways so happy border's is having a 3 for 2 offer on Haruki Murakami books!! and i've finally got my sputnik sweetheart..
i'll be saving that for the plane to UK...:P *salivating with anticipation*